One Goose, Three Levels of Honk
Why settle for one size of ridiculous joy when you can choose your chaos?
Our Funny Goose Plush comes in three glorious sizes — whether you want a lil’ buddy or a full-on emotional support bird:
50cm – Pocket-sized mischief. Perfect for desks, shelves, or surprise honk attacks.
90cm – The balanced goose. Big enough to cuddle, small enough to pretend it’s normal.
130cm – This isn’t a plush. It’s a lifestyle. Clear your bed — this goose is the bed now.
Big or small, every goose comes with the same over-the-top softness and signature silliness.
So Soft, You'll Question Reality
This isn’t just a goose — it’s a cloud in disguise. Stuffed with ultra-plush, huggably squishy PP cotton, this funny goose plush is dangerously soft. Like, fall-asleep-in-a-goose-hug soft.
Whether you're cuddling it, gifting it, or just letting it stare menacingly from the corner of your room, one thing’s for sure: this goose is built for comfort (and possibly chaos).
🪿 Premium PP Cotton Filling
🪿 Floppy, snuggly, and squish-optimized
🪿 Zero bite, all delight
Softness That Soothes the Soul
Stressed? Tired? Emotionally unwell but in a fun way?
This goose gets it.
Stuffed with ultra-soft PP cotton and wrapped in plush you’ll want to live in, our Funny Goose Plush is the ultimate cuddle companion. Whether you’re unwinding after a long day, powering through a cozy movie night, or just in need of a judgment-free snuggle — this goose is here for you.
Because sometimes, the best therapy... is a huggable, mildly ridiculous bird.
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